Tuesday
3 feet of snow, the high near 25.
Tuesday Night
Mostly dark, the low -40.
Wednesday
3 more feet of snow, the high near 20.
Wednesday Night
Mostly dark again, the low -40.
Thursday
Sunshine, the high near 110.
Thursday Night
99% chance of darkness, steady temperatures around 110.
Friday
Showers and crystal clear sunshine, winds blowing through massive holes in the earth’s crust, the high temperature reach a searing 2,000 degrees by noon, cooling off to -55 during the early afternoon.
Friday Night
Mostly moon, a few stars, the low reaching -100.
Saturday
Total darkness. Unpredictable temperatures. Stay indoors
Saturday Night
Showers likely. Cloudy, with a low around 43. Chance of precipitation is 70%.
Sunday
A 50 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 60.
Sunday Night
Heavy dumps of Lego bricks and worms, 50-50 chance of popcorn storms, the low a balmy 95 degrees.
Monday
Flash floods of jelly beans and tar, the high 55-60.